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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

What did scientists say when they discovered a skeleton on the surface of the moon?
– The cow didn’t make it.

What did the cheese say to the moon?
– Nothing. Cheese doesn’t speak.

Some aliens in a flying saucer offered to fly me to the moon
– But they wouldn’t let us land because the moon was full

Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?
– It’s right after a waxing phase

What social media platform do astronauts use?
– Spacebook.

What does the arrogant sun reply to the moon when who asks why he hasn’t seen him around when their paths cross during an eclipse?
– We move in different circles.

Congratulations America. 51 years ago you landed on the moon!!!
– Now you canโ€™t even go to Canada.

When I die
– Iโ€™m going to get put in a rocket and be launched into the moon. That way my descendants can look at the crash site and see the impact Iโ€™ve made.

Why do people hate going to the restaurant on the moon?
– There is no atmosphere.

What do you need to do to make a werewolf stew?
– Leave it waiting till the full moon rises.

How is it possible for people to believe the moon landing never happened?
– Come on! It’s not rocket science!

What do astronauts do when they accidentally bump into each other?
– They Apollo gise.

How is the moon held up in space?
– With the help of Moonbeams.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thatโ€™s amore
– When you suddenly squeal ’cause you stepped on an eel thatโ€™s a moray!

Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon.
– When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”

Why is the man on the moon bald?
– Because he does not have ‘air.

When does a moon stop eating the moon and not feel hungry?
– When it is full.

Why does the moon raise and lower the tides over and over again?
– It has to make shore

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