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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

What does Dwayne Johnson become when he lands on the moon?
– A moon rock.

How does the sun greet the moon?
– Heatwaves.

Did you hear that the CIA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the Moon landings?
– He was such a perfectionist, he made them film on location.

How often should you put an orange slice in your beer?
– Once, in a Blue Moon.

What did Neil Armstrong say when people refused to laugh at his lunar jokes?
– I am guessing that you had to be there.

What is Dracula’s favorite type of moon phase?
– A Blood moon

On the last mission to the moon, NASA set up a restaurant. It didnโ€™t last very long.
– The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

My friends believe that a full moon gives supernatural powers
– but I think they’re just lunartics

What is a mad person on the moon called?
– A Luna-Tic!

Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said…
– “No. That’s why we want to go to the moon.”

Got stopped by police last night. They asked me if I had a police record
– Yes, walking on the moon from 1979

Why was the moon landing fake?
– Because the moon is still up there. It did not land anywhere.

How much are the living costs on the moon?
– Probably out of this world.

What do you call a mad insect on the moon?
– A Lunatic

What do you call a body of water on the moon?
– Lunacy.

What does Neil Armstrong call his alarm clock?
– Lunartick.

How much would the moon cost if it would be sold in the market?
– Only a dollar, because it has four quarters.

Did you hear that Keith Moon, Peter Townshend, Roger Daltrey and John Entwistle
Broke into a puppy mill and stole confiscated all the animals?
– The Who let the dogs out

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