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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

What is a lunar body of water called?
โ€“ Luna-sea.

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Why has nobody ever been sentenced for all the crimes committed on the moon?
โ€“ Because it is a gray area.

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What do you call fans of the moon?
โ€“ Lunatics

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I wonder if the Earth . . .
โ€“ Makes fun of the Moon for having no life

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What was Russia awarded with by the US for landing on the moon after them?
โ€“ A constellation prize!

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When does the moon usually not want to go outside?
โ€“ Whenever it is waning.

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The Moon
โ€“ Thereโ€™s a new restaurant on the moon. Great food, but no atmosphere.

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What do Michael Jackson and USA have in common?
โ€“ They both desperately wanted to be white. And the last great thing they did was a moon walk.

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Which way did the cow take to go over the moon?
โ€“ The milky way.

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How does the moon cut its hair?
โ€“ Eclipse it.

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Whatโ€™s the difference between Covid and the Moon?
โ€“ Iโ€™m not over the moon.

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What does Dwayne Johnson become when he lands on the moon?
โ€“ A moon rock.

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How does the sun greet the moon?
โ€“ Heatwaves.

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Did you hear that the CIA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the Moon landings?
โ€“ He was such a perfectionist, he made them film on location.

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How often should you put an orange slice in your beer?
โ€“ Once, in a Blue Moon.

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What did Neil Armstrong say when people refused to laugh at his lunar jokes?
โ€“ I am guessing that you had to be there.

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What is Draculaโ€™s favorite type of moon phase?
โ€“ A Blood moon

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On the last mission to the moon, NASA set up a restaurant. It didnโ€™t last very long.
โ€“ The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

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