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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

What is a lunar body of water called?
– Luna-sea.

Why has nobody ever been sentenced for all the crimes committed on the moon?
– Because it is a gray area.

What do you call fans of the moon?
– Lunatics

I wonder if the Earth . . .
– Makes fun of the Moon for having no life

What was Russia awarded with by the US for landing on the moon after them?
– A constellation prize!

When does the moon usually not want to go outside?
– Whenever it is waning.

The Moon
– There’s a new restaurant on the moon. Great food, but no atmosphere.

What do Michael Jackson and USA have in common?
– They both desperately wanted to be white. And the last great thing they did was a moon walk.

Which way did the cow take to go over the moon?
– The milky way.

How does the moon cut its hair?
– Eclipse it.

What’s the difference between Covid and the Moon?
– I’m not over the moon.

What does Dwayne Johnson become when he lands on the moon?
– A moon rock.

How does the sun greet the moon?
– Heatwaves.

Did you hear that the CIA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the Moon landings?
– He was such a perfectionist, he made them film on location.

How often should you put an orange slice in your beer?
– Once, in a Blue Moon.

What did Neil Armstrong say when people refused to laugh at his lunar jokes?
– I am guessing that you had to be there.

What is Dracula’s favorite type of moon phase?
– A Blood moon

On the last mission to the moon, NASA set up a restaurant. It didnโ€™t last very long.
– The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

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