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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2024

Why do people hate going to the restaurant on the moon?
– There is no atmosphere.

What do you need to do to make a werewolf stew?
– Leave it waiting till the full moon rises.

How is it possible for people to believe the moon landing never happened?
– Come on! It’s not rocket science!

What do astronauts do when they accidentally bump into each other?
– They Apollo gise.

How is the moon held up in space?
– With the help of Moonbeams.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thatโ€™s amore
– When you suddenly squeal ’cause you stepped on an eel thatโ€™s a moray!

Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon.
– When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”

Why is the man on the moon bald?
– Because he does not have ‘air.

When does a moon stop eating the moon and not feel hungry?
– When it is full.

Why does the moon raise and lower the tides over and over again?
– It has to make shore

Canada’s starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon
– They’re calling the spaceship Apollo-G.

Why does a werewolf always howl at the moon?
– Because it is after a waxing phase

How did Luke Skywalker travel in the forest moon of Endor?
– Ewoked.

Why do wolves howl at the full moon
– Because it hurts. Owwww ow ow owwwwwww

Why is the man on the moon so fond of Darth Vader?
– Because he also has a dark side.

Why does nobody like visiting the moon anymore?
– Because the hotels are always full.

If you start the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd and the passion of the Christ at the same time the scenes donโ€™t match up at all
– It turns out Jesus was more of a nine inch nails guy

AnAstronautarrivesonthemoonbase
– Hesays”let’sgetadrink.wheredoyouallhangout?”Theothersrespond”Sorry,wedon’thaveaspacebar”.

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