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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

Why was Neil never tired of flying to the Moon?
– Because he was Armstrong.

What are the series of online videos about the moon and the sun crossing each other called?
– E-clips.

Pete Townshend and Keith Moon were arrested last night after releasing 1000 pugs from a cosmetic companyโ€™s testing facility.
– The Who let the dogs out.

Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
– Thereisnospacebar.

What do people do when they get married on the moon?
– Go on a honeymoon.

Why do werewolves go to dressing rooms when they see the full moon?
– They need to change.

I asked my Chinese friend if he saw the beautiful moon last night
– He said, “no, it was waning.”

Whatโ€™s the difference between science and religion?
– Science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into buildings.

Why did the cow want to become an astronaut?
– He wanted to go to the moon.

Iโ€™m currently obsessed with the Moon
– Although I think itโ€™s just a phase

Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the moon?
– Her calves are probably really strong.

Where did Neil Armstrong visit for coffee when he went to the moon?
– Starbucks.

How does a Moon Man cut his hair when it grows?
– Eclipse it.

SpaceX have developed a new type of rocket that can fly to the moon in record-breaking time.
– It’s a regular rocket, with “GME” written on it.

TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the French flag.
– Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.

What is a lunar insect called?
– A lunar-tick.

What do you call a person who turns into a house on a full moon night?
– A Werehouse.

I really doubt Canada will invest significantly in space exploration, but Iโ€™ll believe it if they…
…show me the moon, eh!

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