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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

The moon landing was staged
– The rocket they used had multiple stages

Why can’t the moon walk?
– Because it doesn’t have legs.

Few years ago I saw Slim Shady in concert and instead of rapping he just kept pulling his pants down and mooning the crowd.
– Honestly the whole thing was just Em bare assing

Where do astronauts park their spaceships on the moon?
– Beside a parking meteor.

This Halloween will have a full moon, only happens every 400 years…
– Itโ€™s gonna be lit!!

What did the astronomers do when they got sick of watching the moon’s revolution around the earth?
– They just called it a day.

Rumor has it that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin decided to team up with NASA to fake the moon landing together, but to make it look as realistic as possible, they urged NASA to film on location.
– Compliments of Neil De Grasse Tyson

Why is the man on the moon so fond of Darth Vader?
– Because he also has a dark side.

Why does nobody like visiting the moon anymore?
– Because the hotels are always full.

If you start the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd and the passion of the Christ at the same time the scenes donโ€™t match up at all
– It turns out Jesus was more of a nine inch nails guy

AnAstronautarrivesonthemoonbase
– Hesays”let’sgetadrink.wheredoyouallhangout?”Theothersrespond”Sorry,wedon’thaveaspacebar”.

Why do non-vegetarians prefer moon rock over earth rock?
– Because they are a little meteor.

“The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?”
– Nah, it’s just going through a phase.

My son identifies as a crescent moon.
– I hope it’s just a phase.

What does Buzz Aldrin say when he meets people?
– I am the second person to land on the moon. Neil before me.

What did the sun say when he meets the moon?
– Finally, it is my night off.

Two blonds are sitting on a park bench at night looking at the moon…
One leans to the other and says “Which do you think is closer: Florida or the moon?”

– The other blond says “Obviously the moon. You can’t see Florida.”

Why does Earth only have one moon?
– Weโ€™re moonagamous.

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