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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

Where do astronauts park their spaceships on the moon?
– Beside a parking meteor.

This Halloween will have a full moon, only happens every 400 years…
– Itโ€™s gonna be lit!!

What did the astronomers do when they got sick of watching the moon’s revolution around the earth?
– They just called it a day.

Rumor has it that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin decided to team up with NASA to fake the moon landing together, but to make it look as realistic as possible, they urged NASA to film on location.
– Compliments of Neil De Grasse Tyson

The moon landing was staged
– The rocket they used had multiple stages

Why can’t the moon walk?
– Because it doesn’t have legs.

Few years ago I saw Slim Shady in concert and instead of rapping he just kept pulling his pants down and mooning the crowd.
– Honestly the whole thing was just Em bare assing

What is a lunar insect called?
– A lunar-tick.

What do you call a person who turns into a house on a full moon night?
– A Werehouse.

I really doubt Canada will invest significantly in space exploration, but Iโ€™ll believe it if they…
…show me the moon, eh!

What did scientists say when they discovered a skeleton on the surface of the moon?
– The cow didn’t make it.

What did the cheese say to the moon?
– Nothing. Cheese doesn’t speak.

Some aliens in a flying saucer offered to fly me to the moon
– But they wouldn’t let us land because the moon was full

Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?
– It’s right after a waxing phase

What social media platform do astronauts use?
– Spacebook.

What does the arrogant sun reply to the moon when who asks why he hasn’t seen him around when their paths cross during an eclipse?
– We move in different circles.

Congratulations America. 51 years ago you landed on the moon!!!
– Now you canโ€™t even go to Canada.

When I die
– Iโ€™m going to get put in a rocket and be launched into the moon. That way my descendants can look at the crash site and see the impact Iโ€™ve made.

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