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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2025

The moon landing was staged
– The rocket they used had multiple stages

Why can’t the moon walk?
– Because it doesn’t have legs.

Few years ago I saw Slim Shady in concert and instead of rapping he just kept pulling his pants down and mooning the crowd.
– Honestly the whole thing was just Em bare assing

Where do astronauts park their spaceships on the moon?
– Beside a parking meteor.

This Halloween will have a full moon, only happens every 400 years…
– Itโ€™s gonna be lit!!

What did the astronomers do when they got sick of watching the moon’s revolution around the earth?
– They just called it a day.

Rumor has it that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin decided to team up with NASA to fake the moon landing together, but to make it look as realistic as possible, they urged NASA to film on location.
– Compliments of Neil De Grasse Tyson

What is a mad person on the moon called?
– A Luna-Tic!

Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said…
– “No. That’s why we want to go to the moon.”

Got stopped by police last night. They asked me if I had a police record
– Yes, walking on the moon from 1979

Why was the moon landing fake?
– Because the moon is still up there. It did not land anywhere.

How much are the living costs on the moon?
– Probably out of this world.

What do you call a mad insect on the moon?
– A Lunatic

What do you call a body of water on the moon?
– Lunacy.

What does Neil Armstrong call his alarm clock?
– Lunartick.

How much would the moon cost if it would be sold in the market?
– Only a dollar, because it has four quarters.

Did you hear that Keith Moon, Peter Townshend, Roger Daltrey and John Entwistle
Broke into a puppy mill and stole confiscated all the animals?
– The Who let the dogs out

Why are moon parties so damn boring?
– Cuz there is no atmosphere!

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