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Monkey Jokes 🐵 in 2025

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?
-A cross.

What kind of key unlocks a banana?
-A mon-key.

What kind of monkey likes seafood?
-A shrimpanzee.

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
-During ape-ril showers.

Why did the monkey take its banana to the doctors?
-It wasn’t peeling good.

What’s kind of monkey will liven up a party?
-A funk-key.

Did you know before they had monkey bars
-monkeys would just drink at home.

What is a monkeys favourite Christmas song?
-Jungle Bells.

Why shouldn’t you fight with a monkey?
-They use gorilla warfare.

Monkey Man’s mortuary
-you stab ’em we slab ’em

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