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Monkey Jokes 🐵 in 2025

What do you tell a naughty monkey?
-Stop chimping about.

What did the monkey say after his tail got caught in the lawnmower?
-“Won’t be long now!”

What does a monkey wear while cooking?
-An ape-ron.

Roses are red violets are blue
-when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too

What’s furry and dangerous and lives in a tree?
-A monkey with a machine gun.

What do you call poorly monkeys?
-Gor-ILL-as.

What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
-A chipmunk.

How do u get a one-armed monkey down from a coconut tree?
-You wave at him

If there were no bananas, what fruit would monkeys choose?
-Ape-ricots.

What do you call a monkey who wins every sport?
-A chimpion.

Humans can catch diseases from monkeys and bats, but why not anteaters?
-Because they are filled with anty bodies.

What do you call a monkey with a wand and a broomstick?
-Hairy Potter

5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed
-One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said
We will give you a replacement

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
-Baboom!

What do you call an angry monkey that loves fruit?
-Grr-ape.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?
-Attire.

Why did the monkey cross the road?
-I Because the chicken had the day off.

What’s a monkey’s favourite drink?
-Chimpan-tea!

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