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Monkey Jokes 🐵 in 2024

What kind of monkey likes seafood?
-A shrimpanzee.

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
-During ape-ril showers.

Why did the monkey take its banana to the doctors?
-It wasn’t peeling good.

What’s kind of monkey will liven up a party?
-A funk-key.

Did you know before they had monkey bars
-monkeys would just drink at home.

What is a monkeys favourite Christmas song?
-Jungle Bells.

Why shouldn’t you fight with a monkey?
-They use gorilla warfare.

Monkey Man’s mortuary
-you stab ’em we slab ’em

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
– Ape-rons.

What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?
-A chimpion.

What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?
-A mon

What do you call a monkey flying in the sky?
-A hot air baboon!

What’s a monkey’s favourite kind of computer?
-An Ape-le mac.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
-A baboooom!

Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?
-Because he couldn’t fit in the lift.

What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
-Chimpantsies.

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys.
-The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, “No. Shaking hands will be fine.”

What’s a monkey’s favourite game?
-Hangman.

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