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Monkey Jokes 🐵 in 2025

Did you know before they had monkey bars
-monkeys would just drink at home.

What is a monkeys favourite Christmas song?
-Jungle Bells.

Why shouldn’t you fight with a monkey?
-They use gorilla warfare.

Monkey Man’s mortuary
-you stab ’em we slab ’em

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
– Ape-rons.

What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?
-A chimpion.

What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?
-A mon

What do you call a monkey flying in the sky?
-A hot air baboon!

What’s a monkey’s favourite kind of computer?
-An Ape-le mac.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
-A baboooom!

What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
-Chimpantsies.

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys.
-The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, “No. Shaking hands will be fine.”

What’s a monkey’s favourite game?
-Hangman.

Why did the monkey like the banana?
-It was ap-peal-ing.

How do you catch a monkey?
-Climb a tree and act like a banana.

What do you call a monkey caught in a knot?
-An orangutangle

Which side of a monkey has more hair?
-The outside.

What do you call a baby monkey that takes after its mum?
-A Chimp off the old block.

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