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Money jokes 💰💲 in 2025

What would you say if you became exhausted filling forms and calculating the amount of money you had to pay to your country?
– It had been a taxing day.

I am going to qualify for free shipping no matter how much it costs.

Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
– Because it had more cents

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
– Because they’re always a little short.

What would a duck say to the cashier after he was done shopping?
– He’d probably say, “Put it all on my bill”.

Why don’t the bees ever want to spend any money?
– It’s because they all are stingy.

If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?
– Because silence is golden.

Why is money called dough?
– Because we all knead it!

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