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Money jokes 💰💲 in 2025

Where do polar bears go to keep their money safe?
– In snowbanks.

How much money do professional ice skaters usually make in a year?
– They make eight figures but they, unfortunately, can’t access that because all their accounts are frozen.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
– He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did the little boy eat his cash?
– Because it was his dinner money!

Where do frogs deposit their money?
– In a river-bank.

Why shouldn’t you ask for money from the leprechauns?
– It’s because they can never help. They are always a little short.

I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

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