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Money jokes 💰💲 in 2025

What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?
– The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?
– Buff-a-loan!

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Where do fish keep their money?
– In a river-bank.

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If money started growing on trees, what season would become everyone’s favorite?
– Fall.

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What would you call it if you invested a huge amount of money into a corn farm?
– You could call it a major stalk investment.

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I am currently boycotting the companies that sell items I can’t afford.

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The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

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What did the dollar name its daughter?
– Penny.

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How much money did the skunk have?
– It only had one scent.

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Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they’re asking their drivers to check between the seat cushions.

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How can you get rich by eating?
– Eat fortune cookies.

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I saw a sign that said “Watch for children,” and I said, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar.

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What’s the similarity between a dollar and the moon?
– It’s that both of them have 4 quarters.

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I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money.

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Personal financing is very…INTERESTing

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
– With Tyrannosaurus checks.

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When does it start raining money?
– When there’s a change in the weather.

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