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Money jokes 💰💲 in 2025

If money started growing on trees, what season would become everyone’s favorite?
– Fall.

What would you call it if you invested a huge amount of money into a corn farm?
– You could call it a major stalk investment.

I am currently boycotting the companies that sell items I can’t afford.

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

What did the dollar name its daughter?
– Penny.

How much money did the skunk have?
– It only had one scent.

Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they’re asking their drivers to check between the seat cushions.

How can you get rich by eating?
– Eat fortune cookies.

I saw a sign that said “Watch for children,” and I said, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar.

What’s the similarity between a dollar and the moon?
– It’s that both of them have 4 quarters.

I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money.

Personal financing is very…INTERESTing

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
– With Tyrannosaurus checks.

When does it start raining money?
– When there’s a change in the weather.

Why wasn’t the criminal able to steal all the money alone?
– Because she was banking on her friends to help her.

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they’ll send your kid back.

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage

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