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Money jokes 💰💲 in 2025

If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of credit card payments.

I saw a homeless guy on the street with a sign that said, “One day, this could be you.” I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he’s right.

Why wasn’t the dead woman living well?
– It’s because she was dead broke.

What comes with a tail and a head but it’s not an animal?
– It’s a penny.

You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there’s no real difference between me and George Clooney.

What’s the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives? Win the lottery.

What did the duck say after he went shopping?
– Put it on my bill.

Why did the woman put her money in her freezer?
– Because she wanted some cold hard cash.

Why did everyone warn the man when he said he wanted to invest all his money into a whipped cream factory?
– Because they all thought it was a huge whisk.

When does it rain money? When there is change in the weather.

The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas half as much as a dime.

Where will you always find money?
– In a dictionary.

Where do frogs deposit their money?
– In a river bank.

I let my kids follow their dreams, unless I already paid the registration fee on their last dream, then they follow that for 6-8 more weeks.

If marriage is grand, then what is divorce?
– Ten grand!

What did one penny say to the other penny?
– Let’s get together and make some cents.

Why didn’t the man report it to the police when his credit card got stolen?
– Because the kind thief was spending less than the man.

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