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Money jokes 💰💲 in 2025

If money grew on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
– Fall.

What was the football coach yelling to the vending machine that ate his money?
– He was saying “give me my quarterback”.

If time is money are ATM’s time machines?

I don’t mean to brag but I’m helping a Nigerian Prince with a pretty serious financial matter. I can’t really talk about it.

Did you hear about the $5,000,000 New Jersey State Lottery?
– The winner gets $5 a year for a million years

When does it rain money?
– When there is “change” in the weather.

What ad did the safe company display on their billboard?
– “If your things get stolen, well it’s not our vault.”

Why did the man get caught just for accidentally dropping some money inside his washing machine?
– Probably because the police thought that he was laundering money.

Nothing says’ I love my dog’ quite like spending more money on his haircut than you do your own

“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” said the IRS auditor

Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
– Because she expected some change in the weather.

Where do polar bears go to keep their money safe?
– In snowbanks.

How much money do professional ice skaters usually make in a year?
– They make eight figures but they, unfortunately, can’t access that because all their accounts are frozen.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
– He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did the little boy eat his cash?
– Because it was his dinner money!

Where do frogs deposit their money?
– In a river-bank.

Why shouldn’t you ask for money from the leprechauns?
– It’s because they can never help. They are always a little short.

I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.

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