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M&M jokes in 2025

What does an M&M wear to a wedding? A candy-coat!

Why did the M&M get a job at the circus? It was a natural juggler!

Why was the M&M a successful artist? It had the color palette down pat!

Why did the M&M go to therapy? It had a hard shell!

Why did the M&M become a magician? It mastered the disappearing act in the mouth!

Why did the M&M get a ticket? It was a hard-candy driver!

Why was the M&M scared of the computer? It heard about the cookies and didn’t want to get deleted!

Why did the M&M go to the opera? It wanted to become a tenor, but ended up a baritone!

What’s an M&M’s favorite dance? The Twist! Because when they do, they don’t break, they just spin!

Why was the M&M a great politician? It always knew how to sweeten the deal!

Why are M&M’s bad at playing hide-and-seek? They always leave a trail!

Why are M&M’s good at math? They always count their calories!

What did the M&M say to its date? I’m sweet on you!

How do M&M’s say goodbye? See you on the other side… of the candy dish!

What does an M&M do when it’s scared? It hides in a candy bar!

Why don’t M&M’s ever play poker? Their faces always give away their hand!

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