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M&M jokes in 2024

Why did the M&M get promoted? It was good at sweet talking!

Why did the M&M join the army? It wanted to be a hard-shelled soldier!

Why did the M&M go to the hospital? It felt a little nuts!

Why did the M&M become a firefighter? It was used to melting, but not burning!

Why are M&M’s bad at poker? They always have a poker face, but they melt under pressure!

Why don’t M&M’s ever take a vacation? They feel like they’re in paradise in the candy bowl!

Why don’t M&M’s use cell phones? They prefer candy-grams!

How does an M&M get high? On sugar rush!

What does an M&M wear to a wedding? A candy-coat!

Why did the M&M get a job at the circus? It was a natural juggler!

Why was the M&M a successful artist? It had the color palette down pat!

Why did the M&M go to therapy? It had a hard shell!

Why did the M&M become a magician? It mastered the disappearing act in the mouth!

Why did the M&M get a ticket? It was a hard-candy driver!

Why was the M&M scared of the computer? It heard about the cookies and didn’t want to get deleted!

Why did the M&M go to the opera? It wanted to become a tenor, but ended up a baritone!

What’s an M&M’s favorite dance? The Twist! Because when they do, they don’t break, they just spin!

Why was the M&M a great politician? It always knew how to sweeten the deal!

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