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Minion Jokes in 2025

Why couldn’t the Minion understand what the Shetland pony was saying?
-Because he was a little hoarse.

What did the policeman say when he bumped into Bob, Stuart and Kevin?
-Minion , minion, minion.

What’s yellow and always points north?
-A magnetic Minion.

Minions can survive in
– outer space.

What happened when the naughty Minion got sent to the headteacher’s office?
-He went bananas.

What’s your name?
-Autocorrector minion sir.

What do you get if you cross a pug minion with Gru from Despicable Me?
-A group hug.

When was the Despicable Me film released?
-A Minion years ago.

What musical instrument did the Minion keep in the bathroom?
– A tuba toothpaste.

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