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Minion Jokes in 2025

What does the Minion’s say to its favourite food before they leave the house?
-I’m going bananas.

Where do minions shop?
-Banana Republic

What do you call a Nintendo Wii character that looks like a Minion?
– Despicable Mii.

So, what better way to celebrate a decade of daft jokes
-Minions madness

What did Scarlett Overkill say to her favourite yellow henchman?
-You really are one in a Minion.

There are over 10,400 Minions
-on the poster for Despicable Me 2.

Why couldn’t the Minion yell high?
-Because he could only yell low.

What do call a wizard who doesn’t have enough minions?
– Short staffed

Why couldn’t the Minion understand what the Shetland pony was saying?
-Because he was a little hoarse.

Why do Minions refuse to watch horror films?
-They find them too Gru-some.

What do you call someone who has a huge amount of Minions?
-A Minion-aire.

What’s yellow and always points north?
-A magnetic Minion.

Minions can survive in
– outer space.

What did the policeman say when he bumped into Bob, Stuart and Kevin?
-Minion , minion, minion.

What’s your name?
-Autocorrector minion sir.

What happened when the naughty Minion got sent to the headteacher’s office?
-He went bananas.

What musical instrument did the Minion keep in the bathroom?
– A tuba toothpaste.

Just think of this as your Gru-to list of Minion funny jokes
-one-liner Minion quotes

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