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Minion Jokes in 2024

What does the girl do after she has been helped by one of Gru’s henchmen?
-She thanks a Minion.

What do Minions call their Grandmas?
– Ba-Nanas.

Which clothes shop do Minions like best?
-Banana Republic.

I used to hate the minions in Despicable Me.
-But they Gru on me.

All of the Minions have English-style male names,
– such as Kevin, Stuart, Bob, Tim, Carl and Jerry.

What did the Minion do to make himself more like his dad?
– He Gru!
Credit to my niece who told me this while I was home visiting

Why do Minions take their bananas to the hairdressers?
– Because they get split ends.

My mouth is like a minion meme
-You might think its beak

Why do Minions spend so much time on the internet?
-Because they love Gru-gle searches.

Why did the Minion cross the playground?
-To get to the other slide.

What’s yellow and always points north?
-A magnetic Minion.

What type of schools do Minions like going to?
-Banana sundae schools.

What is worse than a Minion eating bananas?
-A Minion going bananas.

Why do Minions spend so much time on the internet?
– Because they love Gru-gle searches.

What type of bread of Minions like best?
-Gru-ten free.

Why couldn’t the Minion understand what the Shetland pony was saying?
-Because he was a little hoarse.

Why do Minions put their money in the freezer?
– They like cold hard cash.

What do you call a steak made of little yellow guys?
– A filet minion

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