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Minecraft jokes 🧟 in 2024

What do Blazes (from Minecraft) and Dutch people have in common
– Both live in the nether(lands) and love to blaze it.

What do Minecraft fanboys have when they wake up?
-Bedrock

What is Minecraft?
-It’s Hitler’s lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.

I’m trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft
-But it’s way to hard

What was Jeffrey Epstein’s Minecraft Server called?
-Miner’s Welcome.

Are you a block of dirt?
– Because I dig you.

„Wow a PS10! What games do you got?“
-„GTA 5, The Witcher 3, Destiny 2 and Minecraft“

Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a hermit
-How dare he make such baseless accusations.

In Minecraft nobody can grow pubic hair
– They can only grow cubic hair

What do priests and people who date on minecraft have in common?
-They’re both really into miners.

I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account
– So they blocked me

What do you call a bunch of redneck Canadians playing Minecraft?
-Blocky Hicks with Hockey Sticks.

Communists don’t play Minecraft…..
-……they play Ourcraft

Did you guys hear about the new Minecraft movie coming out?
– I heard it’s going to be a blockbuster

Why was Minecraft the movie cancelled?
-Because all of the actors wore blockface.

A fight happened in my Christian Minecraft server
– Nothing too big.Just a little “Frick”tion

Did you guys know that Steve from Minecraft has a 16 skin?
– That’s because his foreskin is squared.

Minecraft is 10 years old
– Older than half the people that play the game

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