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Minecraft jokes 🧟 in 2024

I introduced my communist friend to Minecraft the other day.?
– Too bad he ended up starving to death.

What’s worse is he’s still AFK in my house.

That “Minecraft” videogame is taking its toll on my cousin’s health.
-The doctors have never seen someone so young afflicting by Black Lung.

What did the one element say to the other while they were playing Minecraft
-Bromine!

I just heard that there’s going to be a Minecraft movie…
-…it’s gonna be a blockbuster.

Generation Z is best known for being hard-working
-.within the Minecraft community.

Most blocks in Minecraft are one square meter. Where in Minecraft can you find a block that has only two square feet?
-Whichever one the player’s standing on.

In Minecraft, there are the Overworld Lands, the End Lands, and the…
– Nether Lands.

Minecraft taught us all a valuable lesson
-Never spend diamonds on a hoe

Why was minecraft steve chosen to be added to super smash bros?
-Because Sakurai heard that smash players were attracted to miners

I just love the new minecraft update.
– It’s groundbreaking.

Me and my wife got married. I proposed via Minecraft.
– We tied a square knot.

I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft.
– I just conduit.

Minecraft releases a new movie
-Critics say its a block buster!

Minecraft is 10 years old
-Older than half the people that play the game

What would a hammer be called in Minecraft?
-MC Hammer

Why do kids love Minecraft
-Because they are Minors.

What is Minecraft called in North Korea?
– Ourcraft

Did you hear about that non-cringy Minecraft lets play?
-Me neither

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