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Minecraft jokes 🧟 in 2024

Soviet Russia would’ve banned Minecraft
-Until it was called “Ourcraft”

What’s the square root of Minecaft?
-There’s three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose?
– Premeditated Wam.

Did you hear about Microsoft buying Minecraft for several million dollars?
-If only they realised that Minecraft cost 30$.

How do you become good at Minecraft?
-DEADication.

What did the minecraft villager say before he died?
– hmm

What does Hitler name his Minecraft worlds?
– Mein Kraft

I got Minecraft for my girlfriend
– Best trade I’ve ever made

Why does the pedophile like minecraft?
-Because he liked playin around all those miners.

What’s the difference between Minecraft and Lovecraft?
-Apparently not much based on Notch’s twitter

If Minecraft has ever taught us anything…
– It’s that you shouldn’t spend diamonds on hoes

How did Grim stop a DanTDM video?
– By pressing the paws button.

Been playing Minecraft with my niece.
-There’s a creature called a Mooshroom. It’s a cow with a fungal infection. Just like my sister.

I’ve been playing Minecraft lately….
-It’s a very top-Notch game

Did you hear about the Sheep who tried to eat a Cactus?
– TAccidents WOOL happen.

I decided to get Minecraft. I found a village and killed all the villagers.
-Then I opened the game.

What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose?
– Premeditated Wam.

If minecraft taught me one thing…
-It’s to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

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