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Minecraft jokes 🧟 in 2024

Me: *Raids a Minecraft village killing everyone*
– My Grandpa trying to help me with his eternal love and support: “Try napalm, it’ll change your life, trust me.”

What do you call it when you don’t want to talk to someone in Minecraft?
-You block them.

I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft.
– I just conduit.

I named my wood chest “Morning” in Minecraft.
So whenever I need some wood I can say I need some “Morning Wood”.
– (This is an actual thing I have done, it’s not just a cheesy joke)

What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?
-They grow cubic hair!

(Oc) Today I met a child playing minecraft, with all the sound effects being a single note from a keyboard
– A minor mining in A minor

What kind of meat do you get from Minecraft cows?
– Cornered Beef

What did Steve say to the Zombie?
– Do you want a PIECE of me?

Where do you shear a sheep?
-At the baa baa shop

What’s the square root of Minecraft?
– There’s three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

Saw a little creeper when playing Minecraft the other day
-Call that a baby boomer

I’m excited for Minecraft’s caves&cliffs update
-But it will probably have its ups and downs.

How do you scare a Jewish kid in Minecraft?
-You get 8 cobblestone.

What country plays minecraft the most?
-The netherlands.

Whats the first thing Michael Jackson does when he spawns in on Minecraft?
-He punches a trhee-hee

Why are minecraft players virgins?
-It would be wrong to smash a miner

What do you call a Minecraft server run for autistic children?
-A regular Minecraft server.

i’m glad the minecraft good fortnite bad trend is over
-there’s a difference between memes and just telling facts

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