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Millennial jokes in 2025

“If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation,
– I’d have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined.” — @talzir

What is a millennial rapper’s favorite Transformer?
– Mumblebee

How many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– 100

99 to earn a PhD in electrical engineering and interview for the job, and one to agree to do it for the “experience”.

Every time I see a down and out millennial that still bothers to dress nicely,
– I think, that’s pretty NEET.

My millennial son called me for the first time in a year and a half
– I changed the Netflix password

Why are some people in favor of global warming?
– Because they want all the snowflakes to disappear forever.

If a Millennial dies, they can be eulogized as such:
– “They died doing what they loved. Dying.”

And old timer is talking to a millennial and says, “Your generation is sure in trouble thanks to all this talk of computers taking all the jobs. Aren’t you worried?”
– To which the millennial replied,

How to tell if someone is a millennial?
– It’s like ..really easy like…you just like…listen and ….like…you just kinda..know like…that you are like , a millennial. Know what I mean?

What did the Millennials say after they successfully started the campfire?
– That’s lit

There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly
– [Removed]

Apparently incredulousness is increasing amongst millennials
– I don’t believe it for a second

What do millennial stoners play during recess?
– Hash Tag.

How Many Baby Boomers does it take to explain a hippie joke to a Millennial?
– “I’m offended”

Boomer to a Millennial: “Nothing in life is free.”
– Also boomer to a Millennial: “The job doesn’t pay money, but it pays you in experience.”

GenXer’s, Millennials, Baby Boomers
– **Quarenteens!**

There should be a Millennial version of monopoly,
– where you just travel around the board paying rent and are never able to buy anything.

How Did the Millennial Know Xe Was a Special Snowflake?
– Xe got a precipitation trophy.

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