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Millennial jokes in 2025

Study finds that the most popular fetish among Millennial is…
– Role playing as a couple that owns a house.

Why did the millennial cross the road?
– To stare at his phone on the other side.

I married a trophy wife
– But I’m a millennial so all my friends have one, too

Why do Millennials always type in lowercase?
– because they reject capitalism.

How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
– Don’t know, the baby boomer that has the job now can’t retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.

Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the wild today were born in the 21st century.
– They’re millennial falcons.

NY Times said Gen Xers spend the most amount of time on the internet.
– Data were collected by survey monkey, analyzed by baby boomers and written up by the millennial intern.

I’m sick and tired of these millennial weathermen…
– In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.

“If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation,
– I’d have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined.” — @talzir

What is a millennial rapper’s favorite Transformer?
– Mumblebee

How many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– 100

99 to earn a PhD in electrical engineering and interview for the job, and one to agree to do it for the “experience”.

Every time I see a down and out millennial that still bothers to dress nicely,
– I think, that’s pretty NEET.

My millennial son called me for the first time in a year and a half
– I changed the Netflix password

Why are some people in favor of global warming?
– Because they want all the snowflakes to disappear forever.

If a Millennial dies, they can be eulogized as such:
– “They died doing what they loved. Dying.”

And old timer is talking to a millennial and says, “Your generation is sure in trouble thanks to all this talk of computers taking all the jobs. Aren’t you worried?”
– To which the millennial replied,

How to tell if someone is a millennial?
– It’s like ..really easy like…you just like…listen and ….like…you just kinda..know like…that you are like , a millennial. Know what I mean?

What did the Millennials say after they successfully started the campfire?
– That’s lit

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