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Millennial jokes in 2025

What is the best way to measure a Millennial?
– In Instagrams.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?
– A Millennial Falcon

Did you hear about the millennial on Wheel of Fortune?
– He tried to rent a vowel.

To all the Millennials who feel stressed out sometimes, try not to worry.
– Just think about the future, where things will be much worse.

Millennial suicide humor
– Never gets old

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
– None! We don’t change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

Why do millennials love Animal Crossing?
– Because it allows them to fulfil the dream of buying a house.

Why don’t cannibals like to eat Millennials?
– They’re too salty

What do you call a millennial in a corn field.
– Lost. They’re definitely lost.

Next time someone complains about millennials
– Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.

Why do millennials prefer odd numbers?
– Because they can’t even.

I was born in 1988, so you might think I’m a millennial
– But please don’t assume my generation. I actually identify as a baby boomer.

“lol at baby boomers who say Millennials are all about ‘free stuff’ and ‘me me me’ while having a fleet of unpaid interns with college degrees doing the job they got paid a living wage to do with only a high school diploma thirty or forty years ago.”
– — @PubicZirconium

I always wondered why my millennial friend always writes in lower case letters…
– …apparently he is anti-capitalism.

Is there a problem in the world millennials don’t get blamed for?
– I don’t think so.

Wheel of Fortune
– Me: I’d like to buy a vowel
Pat: Aren’t you a millennial?
Me: *sigh* I’d like to rent a vowel

I asked a millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room…
– He said: “Nah a ma stay.”

Maybe if Millennials spent less time at brunch and more time on particle physics research,
– they could travel to 1974 and afford a house.
Just a thought.

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