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Millennial jokes in 2025

What do you call an obnoxious millennial?
– A: An Abominable Snowflake

You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare….
– Back in my day we just died

“‘Millennials killed the department stores’ baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right my deepest apologies to jc penny.”
– — @jaboukie

What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?
– That low key gave me chills

You know, because we’ll never make enough money to own property.
– You know, because baby boomers destroyed the economy.

New Economy: Behind every broke Millennial…
– New Economy: Behind every broke Millennial…

If a millennial asks you…
– If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes

There are 3 types of rings common to the millennial marriage.
– The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and tindering.

how many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Enough to protest until the government does it for them

What do you call a 30 year old in a falcon suit?
– The millennial falcon

What do you call a bird that likes avocado toast?
– The Millennial falcon.

What did the millennial say to the boomer upset over being called “boomer”?
– The same thing boomers said to them growing up.

“They’re just words. They can’t hurt you.”

How many millennials does it take to change a light-bulb?
– One, but he has to create a safe-space where the light-bulb can go to avoid being offended that it’s being replaced

Why do millennials only want digital receipts, bills and letters?
– Or else they’d have to put up with a bunch of white mails.

Young Han Solo never bought his own ship…
– He just rented a Millennial Falcon.

“Behind every broke Millennial is a Baby Boomer who makes 6 figures but can’t open a PDF.
– ” — @Queennnn__

I was born in 1988, so you might think I’m a millennial
– But please don’t assume my generation. I actually identify as a baby boomer.

Remember that ridiculous article that asserted that the reason
– millennials can’t afford to buy houses was that they were buying too much avocado toast? Hilarious.

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