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Milk jokes 🥛🍼 in 2025

What do you get if you cross a cow and rooster?
– Roost beef.

What did the customer say to the cashier who asked if he wanted his milk in a bag?
– Just leave it in the carton, please.

What should you tell a cow that says she gives almond milk?
– You must be nuts.

Did you see the news about the person they found dead in a bathtub full of milk with banana slices in the milk?
– They think it was a cereal killer.

What did the puma say when he realized his pa has been gone to get the milk and hasn’t returned for hours?
– “Um…”

Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?
– It’s made with hole milk.

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