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Milk jokes 🥛🍼 in 2025

How do you milk a sheep?
– By inventing the next “covid cure” that’s not a vaccine.

What did the bull say to the milkman, when he tried milking him?
– take the udder one!

What does the cow band play?
– Moo-sic!

What does a field mouse and a pile of grass have in common.
– The cat’ll eat it. (The cattle eat it)

1What type of people should stay away from footless cows?
– Lack-toes intolerant people.

What do you get when two people boil tea leaves in milk together and put it into the freezer?
– Solid-dairy-tea!

Why was the cat so small?
– It was brought up on condensed milk.

What happens when a cow laughs?
– Milk comes out of its nose.

What kind of milk does the oil tycoon like?
– Spoiled milk.

Why did the fool get confused when he opened the can of evaporated milk?
– Because he found liquid in it.

A new supermarket opened near my house.
– A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing, and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.>
In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalising smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore.

What did the Mandalorian say when his milk curdled and he strained out the curds?
– This is the whey.

An astronaut was trying to make coffee on the space station.
Astronaut 1: “I want to make coffee but I can’t find any milk.”
Astronaut 2: “In space, no one can. Here, use cream.”

What type of cows give Russian milk?
– Moscows.

Why is cold milk always so relaxed?
– Because it chills in the fridge.

How do you count cows?
– With a cowculator!

Why did the cow cross the road?
– To get to the udder side!

Where do cow farts come from?
– The dairy air

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