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Milk jokes 🥛🍼 in 2024

When do dairy farmers take their milk to church?
– When it needs to be pastor-ized.

A Dairy Farmer got into the healthy Oat Milk business.
– He *barley* made ends meet.

Want to know why some people dip their Oreos in water?
– Because their dad never came back with the milk

A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
– How dairy.

Doctor: you’re allergic to milk
Me: No whey?

When do the supermarkets in Japan restock their milk?
– They restock it dairy.

What do you call a cow which is a female and can’t produce milk?
– A miss-steak.

How do you make a cow be quiet?
– Press the moo-te button.

Where does Russian milk come from?
– Moscows.

What type of bees produce milk?
– Boo-bees

Why do they call it almond milk?
– Cuz no one can say nut juice with a straight face….

Why did the Vampire go to the store for milk and cigarettes
– He didn’t wanna be around the son anymore

Where do cows get all their medicine?
– The farmacy!

Milk cows have hooves at the end of their legs. Not feet, like you and me.
– They lactose.

What ethnic group eats the most milk products per capita?
– The Kurds

Where do Canadians get their milk from?
– Cowgary.

How often do Jamaican farmers milk their cows?
– Every udder day

What kind of bee produces milk?
– A boo-bee.

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