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Milk jokes 🥛🍼 in 2025

Why do cannibals prefer to eat pregnant women?
– Because of the kinder surprise and the extra portion milk.

What kind of shows do cows like best?
– Moosicals.

What does milking a cow smell like?
– Dairy Air

Leading entomologists experimenting with ant larvae have reported that while the introduction of milk-born disaccharides increased their height by 31%, it also inhibited tarsus growth by 47%.
– The study concluded that the resulting specimens lack toes in taller ants

What is the toughest thing about becoming a vegan?
– Having to milk the almonds.

What do you call a cow that can’t make milk?
– A milk dud.

I want to open a milk factory and name the company “Legend”.
– It’ll be “Legend-Dairy

How do you get milk and eggs if all you have is chickens?
– You get the eggs from the first chicken. Then you get the milk from the udder chicken.

How do you milk a sheep?
– By inventing the next “covid cure” that’s not a vaccine.

What did the bull say to the milkman, when he tried milking him?
– take the udder one!

What does the cow band play?
– Moo-sic!

What does a field mouse and a pile of grass have in common.
– The cat’ll eat it. (The cattle eat it)

1What type of people should stay away from footless cows?
– Lack-toes intolerant people.

What do you get when two people boil tea leaves in milk together and put it into the freezer?
– Solid-dairy-tea!

Why was the cat so small?
– It was brought up on condensed milk.

What happens when a cow laughs?
– Milk comes out of its nose.

What kind of milk does the oil tycoon like?
– Spoiled milk.

Why did the fool get confused when he opened the can of evaporated milk?
– Because he found liquid in it.

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