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Military Jokes ⚔️ in 2024

I’ve never understood the Navy’s color being Navy blue.
-I thought they were the aqua-marines.

How many Air Force pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
-One. He just holds it while the world revolves around him.

What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
-A platoon.

Navy pilot: “That’s it! We’re flying faster than the speed of sound!”
– Co-pilot: “What?”

Why did the soldier blow himself up?
-He wanted to C4 himself.

What’s long, hard, and full of seamen?
-A submarine.

What do you call a pirate with military experience?
-Army Matey.

Why don’t Twitter users make good soldiers?
-They’re always too quick to retweet.

Son: “Dad, what was your favorite day as a soldier?”
-Dad: “The first time I sent some private to find batteries for the chem lights.”

A kid fresh from high school wants to join the Navy. “Can you swim?” asks the recruiter.
-“Why? Don’t y’all have boats?”

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