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Military Jokes ⚔️ in 2025

What grades do you need to join the Navy?
– Seven Cs.

A drill sergeant grumbles at his fresh young trainee, “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning, private.”
– “Thank you very much, sir,” replies the soldier.

A captain halted a corporal and asked why his stripes weren’t on his sleeves.
-He replied, “They hurt my nose when I wiped.”

My friend has a really unhealthy relationship with Navy vessels.
– He warships them

What’s the purpose of the propeller?
-To keep the pilot cool. Doubt it? Stop the propeller and watch the pilot sweat.

A vegan, a cross-fitter, and a Marine walk into a bar…
-I know it because they announced it as soon as they walked in.

Why did the optometrist set his clock to military time?
-To see 20:20.

Did you hear about the karate master who joined the military?
– He saluted and nearly chopped off his own head.

What’s the difference between the Boy Scouts and the Army?
-The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

What do you call an American Naval ship hijacked by pirates?
-USS-Arrrr!

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