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Microbiologist Jokes 👩‍🔬🦠 in 2025

Why are environmentalists bad at playing cards?
– They like to avoid the flush.

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
– As an itsy bitsy book.

What do you call an amoeba that crosses the road, jumps in a mud puddle and crosses the road again?
– A dirty double-crosser.

Where did the microbiologist go after receiving his PhD?
– …to a cell-laboratory gathering

What would you call the scientific study of real estate?
– Homology.

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