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Microbiologist Jokes 👩‍🔬🦠 in 2025

How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?
– Romeostasis.

Today in biology class we were dissecting an eye.
– I kept thinking of jokes but they were getting cornea and cornea.

A fellow accidentally ingested some alpha-L-glucose and discovered that he had no ill effect.
– Apparently he was ambidextrose.

What did one bacteria say to the other bacteria?
– Let’s make like an amoeba and split.

Did you just mutate for a stop codon?
– Because you’re talking nonsense!

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