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Microbiologist Jokes 👩‍🔬🦠 in 2025

Did you hear about the microbiologist who tore his pants?
– He had to abandon his experimments to focus on some jean splicing.

There are two reasons not to drink toilet water.
– Number one and number two.

Why did the paramecium cross the road?
– To get to the diffuser bar in time for happy hour.

A couple of biologists had twins…
– They named one Jessica and the other Control.

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

Why did the bacteria cross the road?
– To prove he wasn’t chicken.

A microbiologist went over to his colleague at the bar and said…
– ‘I see you are also a man of culture.’

Why are men sexier than women?
– You can’t spell sexy without xy.

What did the conservative biologist say?
– The only cleavage I want to see is at the cellular level.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
– H2O cubed.

Why can’t a plant be on the dark side of the Force?
– Because it can’t make food without the light!

What types of flowers do bacteria like?
– Germaniums

Where do bacteria go to resolve disputes?
– The settling chamber.

What did the conservative biologist say?
– “The only cleavage I want to see is at the cellular level.”

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
– An itsy bitsy book.

What did one bacteria say to the other bacteria?
– Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

What do you call a cab that provides drug therapy?
– Chemotaxis.

What do football players wear on their heads?
– Helminth.

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