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Mermaid Jokes 🧜‍♀️ in 2025

A man fell in love with a mermaid
– Everything went on smoothly until his mother began to smell something fishy.

(Corny)-What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
– Aerial

Where do most mermaids go to see films?
– To the dive ins.

What would a mermaid say to wish someone on their success?
– We should shell-abrate these joyful times.

How did the mermaid afford her new house?
– She prawned everything!

What is the opposite of a Mermaid…
… a landlord!!

(this is my sister’s joke, I can’t take credit for it)

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?
– Because they can’t fit in d-shells.

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