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Mermaid Jokes 🧜‍♀️ in 2025

Why did the mermaid look the other way?
– Because the seaweed!

What font does the mermaid use when typing?
– Ariel

How does a mermaid clean her clothes?
– She uses the Tide.

What do you call drones which shoot countless pictures and videos of mermaids?
– Ariel photographers.

What is a mermaid’s favorite snack?
– Ships and dip.

How do you communicate with a fish?
– Drop him a line!

I know The Little Mermaid’s breast size.
– It’s obvious. She’s wearing C-shells.

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