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Mermaid Jokes 🧜‍♀️ in 2025

What font does the mermaid use when typing?
– Ariel

How does a mermaid clean her clothes?
– She uses the Tide.

What do you call drones which shoot countless pictures and videos of mermaids?
– Ariel photographers.

What is a mermaid’s favorite snack?
– Ships and dip.

How do you communicate with a fish?
– Drop him a line!

I know The Little Mermaid’s breast size.
– It’s obvious. She’s wearing C-shells.

Why don’t the relationships between mermaids and humans work out?
– Because they are always on the rocks.

What would a sassy mermaid say to someone who is negative?
– You can never krill my vibe.

Why did the mermaid ride a sea horse?
– Because she was playing water polo!

I’m thinking about starting up a neurodivergent, mermaid-themed parody band of AC/DC. It’s gonna be called
– OCD Sea

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?
– They’re both under DC.

How did the broke mermaid buy her brand new car and house?
– She prawned them all.

What did the overworked mermaid say?
– Work is so over-whale-ming.

Who held the baby octopus ransom?
– Squidnappers!

Why didn’t the mermaid finish high school?
– Because her grades were always under the C

What kind of pictures do mermaids love to take?
– A shellfie.

What did the sea say to the mermaid in King Triton’s kingdom?
– Nothing, it just waved.

Why do mermaids never use a fork and knife while eating food?
– Because they use their fish fingers instead.

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