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Mermaid Jokes 🧜‍♀️ in 2025

What fish costs the most?
– A goldfish!

What does a mathematical mermaid wear when she can’t find her seashells?
– An algebra.

Why does a mermaid wear to math class?
– An algae-bra.

What would a nice mermaid say to greet someone?
– I fish you a very joyful day.

Why was the mermaid embarrassed?
– Because she saw the ship’s bottom!

What did the mermaid wear for maths class
– An algaebra

What do math and mermaids have in common?
– They both have an alge-bra.

What song do mermaids love to sing?
– Salmon-chanted Evening.

What did the mermaid say to her friend before leaving?
– Sea ya later.

What does a mermaid get from a really mean shark?
– She gets as far away as possible!

What’s a mermaid’s favorite drug?
– Seaweed

What would be the opposite of mermaids?
– Landlords.

What kind of phone does Ariel use to call her sisters?
– They use a shellphone.

Where does a mermaid keep her money?
– In the riverbank!

Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
– Because she grew out of b shells

Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids?
– They’re Ariel photographers

What did the little mermaid spot trembling at the ocean bed?
– A nervous (ship)wreck.

What do mermaid lovers say to each other?
– You and I were mermaid for each other.

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