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Mermaid Jokes 🧜‍♀️ in 2025

What did the sea say to the mermaid?
– “Whale! How are you doing?”

Why do fish live in saltwater?
– Because pepper makes them sneeze!

If Merman’s best friend is dogfish, what’s Mermaid’s best friend?
– Sea cucumber.

Why did the mermaid drop out of high school?
– Her grades fell under the C.

How would princess Ariel and Prince Eric meet in the modern world?
– On line.

Where does a mermaid sleep?
– A waterbed!

A man fell in love with a mermaid
– Everything went on smoothly until his mother began to smell something fishy.

(Corny)-What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
– Aerial

Where do most mermaids go to see films?
– To the dive ins.

What would a mermaid say to wish someone on their success?
– We should shell-abrate these joyful times.

How did the mermaid afford her new house?
– She prawned everything!

What is the opposite of a Mermaid…
… a landlord!!

(this is my sister’s joke, I can’t take credit for it)

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?
– Because they can’t fit in d-shells.

What do mermaids get from very mean whales?
– They get far away from them.

What is a mermaid’s favorite song?
– ‘I Can Sea Now’ by Johnny Nash.

What do sardines call submarines?
– Cans full of people.

Why don’t mermaids use Bash?
– Because they prefer a C-Shell.

Why do the French have a hard time trusting mermaids?
– Because they are poisson.

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