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Mermaid Jokes 🧜‍♀️ in 2025

How did the broke mermaid buy her brand new car and house?
– She prawned them all.

What did the overworked mermaid say?
– Work is so over-whale-ming.

Who held the baby octopus ransom?
– Squidnappers!

Why didn’t the mermaid finish high school?
– Because her grades were always under the C

What kind of pictures do mermaids love to take?
– A shellfie.

What did the sea say to the mermaid in King Triton’s kingdom?
– Nothing, it just waved.

Why do mermaids never use a fork and knife while eating food?
– Because they use their fish fingers instead.

What fish costs the most?
– A goldfish!

What does a mathematical mermaid wear when she can’t find her seashells?
– An algebra.

Why does a mermaid wear to math class?
– An algae-bra.

What would a nice mermaid say to greet someone?
– I fish you a very joyful day.

Why was the mermaid embarrassed?
– Because she saw the ship’s bottom!

What did the mermaid wear for maths class
– An algaebra

What do math and mermaids have in common?
– They both have an alge-bra.

What song do mermaids love to sing?
– Salmon-chanted Evening.

What did the mermaid say to her friend before leaving?
– Sea ya later.

What does a mermaid get from a really mean shark?
– She gets as far away as possible!

What’s a mermaid’s favorite drug?
– Seaweed

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