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Mermaid Jokes 🧜‍♀️ in 2025

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?
– Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.

How do mermaids receive important messages?
– Through sea-mail.

What does an enthusiastic mermaid say before starting her day?
– You need to seas the day.

Why don’t mermaids play tennis?
– They might get caught in the net!

Why did the mermaid rush out of her maths exam, red faced and embarrassed?
– Because her algaebra didn’t hold up.

Why did the mermaid not marry her merman boyfriend?
– Because she smelt something fishy about the arrangement.

Why did Ariel blush?
– Because she saw the ship’s bottom.

Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?
– On line!

Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
– She forgot her Algae-bra.

Did you guys hear about the half of a mermaid that washed up on shore?
– It’s only a tail.

Where do mermaids usually sleep?
– On waterbeds.

What do mermaids strongly believe in?
– Wishes upon starfish do come true.

What does a mermaid wear to math class?
– Algebra!

Anyone can be a mermaid!
– *just not for long.*

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?
– Cause she was too big for B- shells!

What do mermaids love to eat on bread with peanut butter for breakfast?
– Jellyfish.

Why was the mermaid so happy?
– She had such a fintastic day under the sea.

What did the shrimp say to its mom?
– I was too shellfish.

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