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Mermaid Jokes 🧜‍♀️ in 2025

Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
– They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid?
– Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn’t work, try your shell phone.)

What would a mermaid mom say to her merchild?
– You mermake me feel so full of life!

What is a mermaid’s favorite song?
– Salmon-chanted Evening!

What’s opposite of mermaid?
– Landlady

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?
– He had allure.

Why are all mermaids so easy to fool?
– They constantly fall for everything hook, line and sinker.

How can a mermaid make friends?
– By making shore they keep it real.

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
– You can’t tuna fish!

Why was the mermaid couple so indecisive?
– Because they both refused to wear the pants in the relationship.

What do Mermaids and the Washington Metro system have in common?
– Well, they are both under DC.

Which TV show is Ariel’s favorite?
– Whale Of Fortune.

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
– A nervous wreck!

Say this aloud: Why do mermaids wear seashells?
– Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big!

A mermaid finally got off the couch and hit the gym once she found a dolphin physical trainer.
– She moved with a porpoise.

Why do mermaids hate playing tennis?
– They are scared of getting caught in the net.

What would an Instagrammer mermaid say?
– I washed up today this way.

How does a mermaid make friends with a dolphin?
– On porpoise!

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