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Mermaid Jokes 🧜‍♀️ in 2025

Where do mermaids keep their money saved?
– In a riverbank.

What do mermaids get from very mean whales?
– They get far away from them.

What is a mermaid’s favorite song?
– ‘I Can Sea Now’ by Johnny Nash.

What do sardines call submarines?
– Cans full of people.

Why don’t mermaids use Bash?
– Because they prefer a C-Shell.

Why do the French have a hard time trusting mermaids?
– Because they are poisson.

What did Ariel say when she met the rock pool?
– You have nice mussels.

What kind of phone does a mermaid use?
– A shell phone!

Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
– They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid?
– Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn’t work, try your shell phone.)

What would a mermaid mom say to her merchild?
– You mermake me feel so full of life!

What is a mermaid’s favorite song?
– Salmon-chanted Evening!

What’s opposite of mermaid?
– Landlady

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?
– He had allure.

Why are all mermaids so easy to fool?
– They constantly fall for everything hook, line and sinker.

How can a mermaid make friends?
– By making shore they keep it real.

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
– You can’t tuna fish!

Why was the mermaid couple so indecisive?
– Because they both refused to wear the pants in the relationship.

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