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Menopause jokes in 2025

What’s the best thing about menopause? No more periods, no more birth control, and no more PMS!

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always irritable? A grumpy granny.

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always craving chocolate? A chocoholic Harriet.

Why did the menopausal woman buy a new car? She needed something with air conditioning that worked!

Why did the menopausal woman start drinking herbal tea? To help alleviate her hot flashes and night sweats!

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always hungry? A ravenous wolf.

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always having headaches? A throbbing thursday.

What’s the worst thing about menopause? Hot flashes, mood swings, and forgetfulness!

Why did the menopausal woman start wearing sleeveless shirts and tank tops? To stay cool and comfortable during hot flashes!

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always in a bad mood? A grumpus maximus.

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always forgetful? A scatterbrained sally.

Why did the menopausal woman stop wearing makeup? She couldn’t keep it from melting off her face during hot flashes!

Why did the menopausal woman start carrying a portable fan with her everywhere she goes? To cool off during hot flashes, of course!

How do you know when a menopausal woman is having a hot flash? She’s fanning herself with anything she can find!

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always forgetting things? A walking senior moment.

Why did the menopausal woman need a new bed? She couldn’t handle the night sweats anymore!

Why did the menopausal woman start taking up swimming? To cool off and get some exercise during hot flashes!

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always forgetful? A walking senior moment.

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