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Menopause jokes in 2025

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always thirsty? A dehydrated desert flower.

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What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always fatigued? A sleepy Sue.

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Why did the menopausal woman join a gym? To lose weight and get in shape now that she doesn’t have to worry about getting pregnant!

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Why did the menopausal woman start taking up journaling? To help alleviate her mood swings and clear her mind.

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What’s the best thing about menopause? No more periods, no more birth control, and no more PMS!

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What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always irritable? A grumpy granny.

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What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always craving chocolate? A chocoholic Harriet.

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Why did the menopausal woman buy a new car? She needed something with air conditioning that worked!

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Why did the menopausal woman start drinking herbal tea? To help alleviate her hot flashes and night sweats!

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What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always hungry? A ravenous wolf.

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What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always having headaches? A throbbing thursday.

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What’s the worst thing about menopause? Hot flashes, mood swings, and forgetfulness!

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Why did the menopausal woman start wearing sleeveless shirts and tank tops? To stay cool and comfortable during hot flashes!

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What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always in a bad mood? A grumpus maximus.

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What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always forgetful? A scatterbrained sally.

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Why did the menopausal woman stop wearing makeup? She couldn’t keep it from melting off her face during hot flashes!

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Why did the menopausal woman start carrying a portable fan with her everywhere she goes? To cool off during hot flashes, of course!

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How do you know when a menopausal woman is having a hot flash? She’s fanning herself with anything she can find!

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