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Medieval jokes ๐Ÿฐโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ in 2025

What’s a medieval knight’s favorite type of flower? Sword lilies!

What do you call a vegetarian knight? Sir Vey of the Green Table!

What’s a medieval cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!

What’s a knight’s favorite part of a joke? The punch shield!

What do you call a medieval musician who plays all the instruments? A one-man bard!

What do you call a musical knight? Sir-enades!

Why don’t medieval knights ever get locked out? They always carry a spare key-niggit!

What do you call a knight who can’t lose weight? Sir Cumference!

Why was the medieval town so quiet? The jester had laryngitis!

Why was the medieval baker the most popular guy in town? His buns were legendary!

Why was the medieval ship so sturdy? It was made of knight-wood!

What’s a knight’s favorite kitchen utensil? His trusty pan-cake!

How do knights communicate in a castle? They use the knight line!

What do you call a fearful knight? Sir Trembling-in-his-boots!

What’s a medieval cat’s favorite song? “Can’t stop feline good!”

How do you compliment a medieval lady? “You’re as fair as a summer’s joust!”

What do you call a medieval fashion show? A knight on the town!

Why did the knight go to the tailor? His armor was a bit rusty!

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