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Medieval jokes ๐Ÿฐโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ in 2024

Why did the king have a secret entrance to his castle? For his knight moves!

What do you call a knight who lets you borrow his weapon? Sir Plus!

What’s a medieval knight’s favorite type of exercise? Sword-lifts!

Why did the knight refuse to play chess? He was missing a rook!

How do you know if a knight is well-off? He lives in a castle-lavish!

Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his crowns checked!

What do you call a knight who’s an expert in astronomy? Sir Real!

Why was the medieval banker so rich? He was good at keeping his balance!

Why was the knight always calm? His armor was always chilling!

How does a medieval king clean his clothes? With deter-gentle!

What did the knight say to his horse when they lost the race? “We’ve been joust kidding ourselves!”

What’s a medieval knight’s favorite type of flower? Sword lilies!

What do you call a vegetarian knight? Sir Vey of the Green Table!

What’s a medieval cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!

What’s a knight’s favorite part of a joke? The punch shield!

What do you call a medieval musician who plays all the instruments? A one-man bard!

What do you call a musical knight? Sir-enades!

Why don’t medieval knights ever get locked out? They always carry a spare key-niggit!

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