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Medieval jokes ๐Ÿฐโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ in 2025

Why was the medieval banker so rich? He was good at keeping his balance!

Why was the knight always calm? His armor was always chilling!

How does a medieval king clean his clothes? With deter-gentle!

What did the knight say to his horse when they lost the race? “We’ve been joust kidding ourselves!”

What’s a medieval knight’s favorite type of flower? Sword lilies!

What do you call a vegetarian knight? Sir Vey of the Green Table!

What’s a medieval cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!

What’s a knight’s favorite part of a joke? The punch shield!

What do you call a medieval musician who plays all the instruments? A one-man bard!

What do you call a musical knight? Sir-enades!

Why don’t medieval knights ever get locked out? They always carry a spare key-niggit!

What do you call a knight who can’t lose weight? Sir Cumference!

Why was the medieval town so quiet? The jester had laryngitis!

Why was the medieval baker the most popular guy in town? His buns were legendary!

Why was the medieval ship so sturdy? It was made of knight-wood!

What’s a knight’s favorite kitchen utensil? His trusty pan-cake!

How do knights communicate in a castle? They use the knight line!

What do you call a fearful knight? Sir Trembling-in-his-boots!

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