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Medical Jokes 💉 in 2025

A mother complained to her consultant about her daughter’s strange eating habits.
–”Eventually,” said the consultant, “she will rise and shine.”
-those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Dolly Parton just got a dose of her own medicine.
-Literally.

Medicine
– Now her clothes don’t fit.

What do computers eat for a snack?
-Microchips

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
– At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

‘PNEIS’

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered ‘SPINE’ are doctors today while rest are on Reddit.

A doctor once told me laughter was the best medicine
-I wish he knew i was still suffering from a stomach operation that just happened 2 days ago

I have been trying Chinese medicine for depression for about two months now
-I think its working. My tears have certainly been repressed.

My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school.
– She’s a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest.

Recently a man died of an overdose of homeopathic medicine…
-…he forgot to take his pill.

Prescription drug recall
-The pharmaceutical company AvKare has issued a recall for two of their drugs which were accidentally switched. An antidepressant and a drug to treat erectile dysfunction.

This explains why my grandfather has been so moody yet my grandmother has been so happy!

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