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Mechanic jokes 👨‍🔧 in 2025

Why did not the mechanic fix any automatic gearboxes?
– Because he only had manuals.

What happens when a kangaroo’s car broke down?
– He jump-started it.

What do you call a nympho mechanic with a choking fetish?
– A Vice Grip

Rednecks be like
– “My uncle is a mechanic”

What did the marsupial say to the car owner?
– Don’t worry; I am a koala-fied car mechanic.

What did Santa Claus say to the automotive mechanic who lives across the street?
– Gear up for the holiday season.

Why could the mechanic not repair a carriage?
– Because he was not a train-ed mechanic.

What would you call a superhero parking his car?
– Peter Parker.

A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it’ll take about an hour for him to check it
– While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn’t the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, “Looks like you blew a seal.” “No,” the penguin insists, “it’s just ice cream.”

My buddy’s cat thinks it’s the transmission

Why was the driver not able to reverse automatically?
– Because he had a manual car.

What do mechanics call one night stands?
– Nuts & bolts

Mexicans be like
– I got a friend who can fix it

Heard about the car with no windows?
– Yes, it belonged to Tim Cook.

What was the dog’s reaction when he saw the friendly mechanic?
– He started wagon his tail.

You hear about that mechanic who almost died?
– … He had an auto-body experience

What is an Italian mechanic’s favorite dish?
– Car-patch-io.

Why was the auto mechanic given a day off?
– Because he was wheely tired and burnt out.

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