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Mechanic jokes 👨‍🔧 in 2025

I was talking to my wife about permanent mechanical fasteners
– She was riveted

What did the cat say to the mechanic?
– I think I need a new cat-alytic converter for my car.

Heard about Sundar Pichai’s new car?
– No one saw it; it was all chromed out!

In order to get to the valves, a mechanic carefully removed the engine parts from a car while the car owner – a surgeon – looked on.
– Afterwards the mechanic said to the surgeon:
– You know, I reckon my line of work is every bit as difficult and skilled as yours.’
– Perhaps,’ said the surgeon, ‘But I’d like to see you do it while the engine is running.’

I asked my mechanic why he was dressed as a female fox.
– He said he was just vixen my car

Which song is liked by aircraft mechanics?
– “Don’t look back in hangar.”

What did the mechanic say when his mother said that good things happen to good people?
– The mechanic said, “Look at my kar-ma.”

What does the mechanic say after he’s fixed your car’s horn?
– Beep repaired.

Warning
– I’m the car mechanic your mother warned you about

Why did the lamb go to the mechanic auto shop one day?
– To get his lamb-orghini repaired.

Heard about the serpent mechanic?
– He advised changing the windshield vipers.

I Once met a old man who said he took down 23 planes on WWII
– he was the worse mechanic i’ve ever seen

What was the name of the mechanic’s favorite movie?
– Lord of the Springs.

Heard about the car that runs on leaves?
– It is called an autumn-mobile!

A Penguin walked into a mechanic
– Said, “there is an issue with my car.” Mechanic said, “give me an hour I’ll check it out, why don’t you go across the street and get something to eat?”
– The penguin walked across the street and ordered a large ice cream. Because of having no hands he just used his flippers. After about an hour the penguin walked back to the mechanic with the ice cream still all over his flippers and beak.
– The mechanic said, “it looks like you blew a seal.” Penguin said, “No no no! It’s just ice cream.”

Melo look like a mechanic holding a press conference on what’s wrong w/ your car. “It’s gone run u bout $2400 + Labor”

What did the painter say to the mechanic?
– “Oh, nice car, but where did my Van-Go?”

Heard about the car thief?
– The police are working tirelessly to get hold of him.

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