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Mechanic jokes 👨‍🔧 in 2025

What kind of car does a cat mechanic have?
– A Fur-rari.

Heard about the frog driving his car at full speed?
– He got toad!

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
– Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

All the fish went to the tuner fish to get their cars repaired.

What did the police warn the car driver who was packed?
– He told them to be car-ful!

Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea.
– I think he was on a brake.

My mechanic is 87 years old and he still works 40 hours a week.
– Whenever he says “I’m ready to retire,” his boss puts him right back to work on another car.

That use him to fix their vehicles for free

Why were quantum car mechanics so generous?
– Because they took the minimum charge.

Why did the car stop running?
– Because the driver took the brake in the afternoon!

The garage owner fired the new mechanic because he didn’t know the drill!

Why was the government not allowing the driving of electric cars?
– Because it would lead to many re-volts!

A proctologist gets sick of his medical career and decides it’s time for a change. He does a bit of research and settles on trying his hand at being a mechanic. He attends mechanic school diligently and pays attention in the hopes of being the best mechanic in town.
– After taking his final exam, he notices a mistake with the grade on the test and asks the teacher.
– “Sir, you have me 150% out of a possible 100% on the practical exam. This must be a mistake!”
– The teacher replies, “It’s no mistake. 50% of the grade is for perfect disassembly of the en…

How did the mechanic feel after he left the muffler shop?
– He was exhausted

What do you call a queen who works as a mechanic for a physicist?
– Queentum mechanic.

What happened when the mechanic was trying to reverse his old grandfather’s car?
– It was taking him back.

Which car owner needs no bolts for his car?
– Usain Bolt.

Why was the mechanic working on the wooden car?
– It wooden go.

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