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Mechanic jokes 👨‍🔧 in 2025

A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it’ll take about an hour for him to check it
– While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn’t the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, “Looks like you blew a seal.” “No,” the penguin insists, “it’s just ice cream.”

My buddy’s cat thinks it’s the transmission

Why was the driver not able to reverse automatically?
– Because he had a manual car.

What do mechanics call one night stands?
– Nuts & bolts

Mexicans be like
– I got a friend who can fix it

Heard about the car with no windows?
– Yes, it belonged to Tim Cook.

What was the dog’s reaction when he saw the friendly mechanic?
– He started wagon his tail.

You hear about that mechanic who almost died?
– … He had an auto-body experience

What is an Italian mechanic’s favorite dish?
– Car-patch-io.

Why was the auto mechanic given a day off?
– Because he was wheely tired and burnt out.

Where do Mechanical Bulls come from?
– They’re raised on a wrench.

How did the mechanic get into fixing couches?
– He was mechanically inclined.

What did the tornado say to the car owner?
– Fancy going for a spin?

Mechanic cat
– Seems legit

The mechanic student was seen sleeping during his propeller mechanics class as he wasn’t a fan of it.

What type of car did the French President drive?
– He drives Emmanuel.

Mechanics when women pull up for an oil change

Heard about the spider living across the street?
– He bought a car to go for a spin.

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