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Mechanic jokes 👨‍🔧 in 2025

Heard about the new fuel-efficient green car?
– It’s not a hybrid.

Why did the mechanic have a disappointing fashion show?
– There was no time to change attire.

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise
– He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Found out my mechanic dealt weed on the side,
– now he’s my spark plug.

You installed a cold air intake and a new muffler on your car
– Tell me more about what good mechanic you are

What is a cow mechanic’s favorite kind of car?
– A converti-bull.

When yo wrench fall down
– Deep in the engine bay

Why did not the mechanic fix any automatic gearboxes?
– Because he only had manuals.

What happens when a kangaroo’s car broke down?
– He jump-started it.

What do you call a nympho mechanic with a choking fetish?
– A Vice Grip

Rednecks be like
– “My uncle is a mechanic”

What did the marsupial say to the car owner?
– Don’t worry; I am a koala-fied car mechanic.

What did Santa Claus say to the automotive mechanic who lives across the street?
– Gear up for the holiday season.

Why could the mechanic not repair a carriage?
– Because he was not a train-ed mechanic.

What would you call a superhero parking his car?
– Peter Parker.

A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it’ll take about an hour for him to check it
– While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn’t the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, “Looks like you blew a seal.” “No,” the penguin insists, “it’s just ice cream.”

My buddy’s cat thinks it’s the transmission

Why was the driver not able to reverse automatically?
– Because he had a manual car.

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