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Mattress jokes ๐Ÿ› in 2025

Why are mattresses bad at hide and seek? They’re always caught napping!

What’s a mattress’s favorite type of joke? Knock-knocks, they’re a total snooze!

Why don’t mattresses make good secret agents? They’re always undercover!

What’s a mattress’s favorite hobby? Taking naps!

Why don’t mattresses ever run for office? They’re always laying down on the job!

Why are mattresses bad at basketball? They’re always getting dunked on!

How do mattresses stay in shape? By doing bed-presses!

Why don’t mattresses make good doctors? They’re always on call!

Why was the mattress a terrible magician? It always revealed its tricks!

Why did the mattress refuse to go camping? It wasn’t into roughing it!

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