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Mattress jokes ๐Ÿ› in 2025

What do you call a scared mattress? A bed-wetter!

What’s a mattress’s favorite type of shoes? Slippers, for easy bedtime!

Why don’t mattresses make good comedians? They can’t keep a straight face!

Why did the mattress join the circus? It was a great tumbler!

What’s a mattress’s favorite type of coffee? Decaf, so it won’t keep you up!

What’s a mattress’s favorite city? Sleepy Hollow!

Why was the mattress a great counselor? It was always supportive!

Why did the mattress go to the gym? It wanted to be a fit-bed!

Why do mattresses make terrible detectives? They always let evidence slip through the springs!

Why don’t mattresses make good secretaries? They’re always out of office!

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