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Mattress jokes ๐Ÿ› in 2025

Why did the mattress break up with the blanket? It felt smothered!

Why did the mattress get a job at the bank? It was great at saving!

What do you call a mattress that raps? Sleepy D!

Why did the mattress go to the spa? It needed some rejuvenation!

Why do mattresses never get lost? They always know where to bunk!

Why are mattresses bad at chess? They’re always in check!

Why was the mattress a terrible gardener? It always slept through the spring!

Why are mattresses bad at math? They’re always counting sheep!

Why was the mattress bad at poker? It always folded!

What’s a mattress’s favorite drink? Hot cocoa, it helps people sleep!

Why was the mattress a great athlete? It always bounced back!

Why was the mattress a bad artist? It always drew a blank!

What do you call a scared mattress? A bed-wetter!

What’s a mattress’s favorite type of shoes? Slippers, for easy bedtime!

Why don’t mattresses make good comedians? They can’t keep a straight face!

Why did the mattress join the circus? It was a great tumbler!

What’s a mattress’s favorite type of coffee? Decaf, so it won’t keep you up!

What’s a mattress’s favorite city? Sleepy Hollow!

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