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Mattress jokes ๐Ÿ› in 2025

Why did the mattress go to therapy? It had too many pressure points!

Why did the mattress refuse to join the orchestra? It was afraid of the strings attached!

Why don’t mattresses have good memory? They always get flipped over!

What’s a mattress’s favorite type of tree? The pine, they’re made of it!

Why was the mattress a bad driver? It was always hitting the snooze!

What’s a mattress’s favorite type of exercise? The bed lift!

Why was the mattress a bad roommate? It was always sleeping!

Why did the mattress start a blog? It had many sleep stories to share!

What’s a mattress’s favorite dance? The Twist and Shout!

Why was the mattress a terrible tour guide? It always led people to the bed!

Why don’t mattresses like going to parties? They’re not into springing into action!

Why was the mattress a bad actor? It always slept through its lines!

What’s a mattress’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind-down”

What’s a mattress’s favorite day of the week? Sunday, it’s a day of rest!

Why did the mattress break up with the blanket? It felt smothered!

Why did the mattress get a job at the bank? It was great at saving!

What do you call a mattress that raps? Sleepy D!

Why did the mattress go to the spa? It needed some rejuvenation!

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