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Mattress jokes ๐Ÿ› in 2025

What’s a mattress’s favorite dance? The Twist and Shout!

Why was the mattress a terrible tour guide? It always led people to the bed!

Why don’t mattresses like going to parties? They’re not into springing into action!

Why was the mattress a bad actor? It always slept through its lines!

What’s a mattress’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind-down”

What’s a mattress’s favorite day of the week? Sunday, it’s a day of rest!

Why did the mattress break up with the blanket? It felt smothered!

Why did the mattress get a job at the bank? It was great at saving!

What do you call a mattress that raps? Sleepy D!

Why did the mattress go to the spa? It needed some rejuvenation!

Why do mattresses never get lost? They always know where to bunk!

Why are mattresses bad at chess? They’re always in check!

Why was the mattress a terrible gardener? It always slept through the spring!

Why are mattresses bad at math? They’re always counting sheep!

Why was the mattress bad at poker? It always folded!

What’s a mattress’s favorite drink? Hot cocoa, it helps people sleep!

Why was the mattress a great athlete? It always bounced back!

Why was the mattress a bad artist? It always drew a blank!

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