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Math jokes ➕➖ in 2025

What did 2 say to 4 after 2 beat him in a race?
-Answer: 2 Fast 4 U!

Why should you never mention the number 288?
-Because it is “two” gross.

Why can’t you grow corn in Z/6Z?
-Because its not a field!

What do you call a number that cannot stay in one place?
-A roaming numeral.

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
-Because you cannot drink and derive.

You know what seems old to me?
-Numbers that cannot be divided by two.

Why does nobdy talk to circles?
-Because there is no point.

It is always a good idea to bring mathematicians camping.
-They come prepared with a pair of axis.

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
-But he only had 200 after rounding them up.

Why didn?t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
-It was too cubed.

Pi was fighting with an imaginary number.
-“Get real,” Pi said. “Be rational,” the Imaginary number said.

I put my root beer in a square glass.
-Now it is just beer.

Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.

Who invented the Round Table?
-Sir Cumference.

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