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Math jokes ➕➖ in 2025

A clerk at the butcher shop is six feet tall and wears size 10 shoes. What does he weigh?
-Answer: Meat. He works at the butcher’s.

Why was the equal sign so humble?
-Because she knew she wasn?t greater than or less than anyone else.

Why did the student get upset when his teach called him average?
-It was a mean thing to say!

Why did the mathematician put his null space in the microwave?
-to make popcorn! (kernels are hard to eat)

Why was math class so long?
-The teacher kept going off on a tangent.

You know what seems old to me?
-Numbers that cannot be divided by two.

Why does nobdy talk to circles?
-Because there is no point.

It is always a good idea to bring mathematicians camping.
-They come prepared with a pair of axis.

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
-But he only had 200 after rounding them up.

Why didn?t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
-It was too cubed.

Pi was fighting with an imaginary number.
-“Get real,” Pi said. “Be rational,” the Imaginary number said.

I put my root beer in a square glass.
-Now it is just beer.

Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.

Who invented the Round Table?
-Sir Cumference.

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